So I'm in love with a woman and we are engaged.

Living life is like trying to run up a bouncy castle slide in the rain whilst somebody (usually a man in a suit) chucks bricks at you. Every so often a person will invite you to a new slide with the promise of a guide rope, no bricks and good weather. Almost every time you swap slides it turns out to be the same. 

Not this time. 

Since my last blog I have had six cars, four jobs, graduated with a diploma, met the love of my life and got engaged. 

I know…wtf. 

Well it all happened quite quickly. One minute Im working as a nanny (SLAVE, HAIRDRESSER, MECHANIC, COOK, BFF to NEEDY MOTHER) in London for an ok but not excitable wage. Living in a tiny flat with a complete nutjob. Then it happens: I break my scaphoid (tiny bone in hand that enables you thumb to move around) whilst reenacting the music video to "TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROAD TO THE PLACE I BELONG". Thats when everything just started taking steroids and my life became epic. So I couldn't drive which meant walking everywhere. I started loosing weight like a stone, then I though to myself. This is nice! So I kept going and then I decided to bite the bullet and go to a fresh meat course at London Roller Girls. I loved it. It was amazing. Then shit got weird. I started to hate the trek to brixton twice a week. So I looked for another team. I found one in Hatfield. Thats when I met this gorgeous nurse who was super sarcastic, possibly sometimes rude and determined. I stalked her for ages on Facebook and I kept trying to befriend her it was all a bit pathetic as I was ten years younger, living miles away with an ass hole and she was so OUT OF MY LEAGUE. 

Anyway turns out she thought I was pretty cool. After a bout I sat next to her and when I won the award for best blocker she kissed me on the head and wrestled me to the ground. This ass hole I was with didn't even notice. I DID! It blew my mind. We spent the whole night together, cracking each other up and actually punching each other. So then my infatuation got worse. I dieted like a mother fucker and made sure that on the way to roller derby I had chewing gum, deodorant  and for some reason did a full face of make up… 

I couldn't believe it. We spent every single night together bar one sunday after the 4th november 2014. 

She is the reason Im a teacher too her friend had a friend who got me the interview. 

Meeting her was a godsend (Im not religious but thats sounds right). She has changed my world. 

The way I feel about her is insane. I cherish every second we spend together and Im always going to protect and love her. She hasn't had an easy ride either but I think now that we are together things are getting better for both of us. 

I'm a pretty rubbish blogger....

• Well its been almost an ENTIRE year since I've even logged into the sight. Not a great deal has changed. I have moved back to England, to my hometown. I am applying to universities in London and I have a ridiculous obsession with Judy Garland!
• I got an imac for my 21st birthday present and I am still 20 so that was weird! Awesome.....but a bit strange. I don't get drunk so much anymore. Just the occasional saturday night after work.
• When I got back from Italy I went to Madrid for a trial and quit after 3 days. I was then unemployed until the day after my 20th birthday: 29/03/1990 My little sister got me a job as a waitress. Its ok. It does what most jobs say on the tin: "sure to underpay you and depress you".
• Anyway coolest part about the job was meeting Jack Beven aka Jaque. We got on almost immediately. I took him to both mine and his first GAY PRIDE! We went to Brighton and it was magical we stayed in a tent, showered at a public swimming pool, crashed the car, drove up a one way street and met some pretty brilliant, diverse people! Anyway after that I pretty much drunk with him every saturday night at Norwich's premier gay club the castle lol what a shit hole but its ok. I mean they have a bar and a dance floor and a place to smoke, what more do you expect lol.
• Anyway I am now back at college, getting top (ish) grades and I'm doing ok.
• I keep planning to runaway though. But its ok by July I will be back on the round, on my own, how I LOVE it!!
• Going to London to see Love will never die on saturday so no work! Whoo! lol
• Well I'm off to bed as I got a really busy day of.........Fuck all tomorrow!
• PEACE :) xx

( thought I'd put bullet points........after I had written it.......for dramatic affect :)

PS: the image is the canvas I got Kelly of me and her as kids on the beach for her 19th birthday!

OMG! I'm leaving! lol

I cant believe it lol I set up this blog account and I was like: oh yeah I will do it like everyday ad it will be great to look back at when im like old or bored........ Its crazy Ive left it until 5 days from going home to england to blog again!!!
I mean what with my music blog and myspace and my two facebooks and my funny or die profile and my ACTUAL life I have been soooooo busy.
I have had such a great time here and I've met some great people its been really really fun!
The weekdays though.....omfg......talk about boring! I started to hide their possesions just to FSU! lol
ANyhow its 3:37am and I have to be up at nine as the kid is sick.,,,,,(uhhum! yeah right!)
Bloody italians lol gotta love em!
Well Ima try and blog alot more in my last few days here. So I have some memoirs LMAO!

Stay safe: use a condom and always stop.look.and listen. before you cross the road!

PEACE :D

Intitial thoughts, feelings and preconceptions.

Ok so today I wake up and get a call. "Ciao Mrs DevAnish!"
I'm like oh crap it's the lady I work for. She has left the kid somewhere and wants me to
search the streets of milan looking for him.
"Do you want take course of language, Italiano?"
Yey! it's not her its a nice lady speaking great english offering me a place on the language course
I signed up for.
So I got a place. When I hung up the phone I danced to the music I had playing in my room. Happened to be one oof the best songs on my shuffle list: MummRa- She's got you high!
I thought I was guna have to wait like 3 months for the next course.
Anyway I got dressed, it wasn't fun. I was having a FAT day. It's like the 5th fat day in a row.
I need to stop this post period binge I got going on.
So I lock up, get in the lift, go down 7 floors, open and lock 4 doors to get to the garage.
Oh. No Bike Lock Key. Great.
It's 10:37 and I am meeting the girls at Duomo at 11. So it's to late to do the above in reverse and then all over again.
So I decide to take the tram. As I see the 27 approaching the concrete island. I realise I have no ticket :) Things just keep getting better.....
So I get on. Then I see that I have a 10 journey ticket in my purse. I could clearly see that I had used all ten journeys already but what did I decide to do.
Yeah thats right I get up go over to the machine insert the ticket.
"beep beep beep fucking beep!"
zero journeys left. Evryones looking like I am some kind of retard. SO I took the high road and got off.
Yeah right I put my ipod back in my ears, sat back down and gave concerned looking italians dirty looks for remaining 13 minute journey.
Finally I get to meet the girls. Only one. I rang the other, she is sleeping lol.


To be continued...........